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Want to share some New Year Jokes? Here are some Jokes, New Year Fun, New Year Jokes, New Year Pranks, New Year Funny Jokes, Happy New Year Pranks, which you can share with your friends and family and celebrate this New Year 2009 funnily and happily. Wish you a very Happy New Year 2009!! A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking". The man says, " I am in the process of quitting". Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one? I've quit buying. There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is t...

Looking for snoballs recipe? Here is Snowball Recipe, Egg Snowballs, Desert, Snowballs Recipe, Egg Snowball Recipe, Snowball Recipes.... tastes deliciously yummy.... Ingredients Quenelles: 10 large egg whites 1 each vanilla bean 2 ounces sugar 1 quart water or 1 qt milk Caramel : 5 tablespoons sugar 5 tablespoons water Methods In a large bowl, whip the egg whites until they are very stiff. Add the vanilla bean paste. Add sugar (amount of sugar varies - it has to bind the eggs). In a large saucepan, heat (but do NOT boil) milk or water. Shape the beaten egg whites into quenelles and float them in the liquid to poach gently. After 2 minutes, turn the egg puffs with a spoon dipped in cold water. Cook for 3 more minutes, then remove to a baking pan. Drain the pan, and briefly reserve the quenelles. Boil the sugar and water in a saucepan until it forms caramel. Scoop Creme Anglaise into the bottoms of your serving bowls and then place a quenelle in each bowl. Sprinkle with roasted almonds a...

SMA in full form Spinal Muscular Atrophy is a crohns disease with multiple disorders, all having in common a genetic cause and the manifestation of weakness due to loss of the motor meurons of the spinal cord and brainstem. The spinal muscular atrophy (sma), sma disease, sma syndrome, crohn s disease, chrons disease is becoming a real threat to many people. What is sma or spinal muscular atrophy? Spinal Muscular Atrophy or SMA Types I, II, and III belong to a group of hereditary diseases that cause weakness and wasting of the voluntary muscles in the arms and legs of infants and children. The disorders are caused by an abnormal or missing gene known as the survival motor neuron gene (SMN1), which is responsible for the production of a protein essential to motor neurons. Without this protein, lower motor neurons in the spinal cord degenerate and die. The type of SMA (I, II, or III) is determined by the age of onset and the severity of symptoms. Type I (also known as Werdnig-Hoffman dise...

Hanukkah prayers, chanukah prayers, hanukkah blessings, first night hanukkah prayers are offered on the occassion of a eight day Jewish festival Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights. Lighting the Menorah continually for eight days with recitation of Hanukkah blessings, hanukkah prayers, chanukah prayers is the most important ritual in Judaism that is observed during the festival of Hanukkah. The candles are lit in order to show the miracle that was done by God to each Judaist family. Here are few hanukkah prayers for hanukkah 2008 . Hanukkah Prayers in english : The flicker of these lights echo the flame of our souls. Searching. Hoping. Longing to find their place in the world as children of the Most High. A G-d who promises us redemption through miracle and prayer, seeking and knowing. He is our guidance who dispels the darkness and opens caverns of hope and salvation to our minds, eyes and hearts. On this Festival of Lights, this miracle of days, we rekindle the Hanukkah flame in search ...

America's First Lady Laura Bush, wife of former U.S President George W. Bush, killed a man in Texas . It's a sad story but it's a fact. Laura Bush did kill a guy in a car accident. It was long time back, when she was 17. In 1963, Laura Bush then known as Laura Welch, while driving passed a stop sign and struck a car that killed her by then boyfriend, Mike Douglas, 17, as said by her friends. On the evening of November 5, 1963 , Laura was driving with her best friend to a party. At a dangerous intersection, she failed to see Mike, who was driving a door less car. They collided badly and Mike was thrown from his car, breaking his neck and died on spot instantly. No charges were filed as a result of the accident.

According to scientists, California has more than 99% chance of having earthquakes of magnitude approximately 6.7 or even larger. Largest earthquake in California was on 1857 January 9 of magnitude 7.9. On friday night, December 5 2008, there was a moderate earthquake in Southern California of magnitude 5.5. It could be felt from San Diego to Los Angeles. the US geological survey said, it struck just outside Ludlow about 193 kilometers east of Los Angeles. Till now there are no immediate reports of damage in San Diego along the coast or Jusua tree where the quake was also felt.

Ingredients: Bread slices with edges - 2 to 4 Tomato - tiny slices - 1 Potato - tiny square slices - 1 to 2 Onion - Sliced - 1 Green Chili - chopped - 1 to 2 Sugar - for taste Salt - for taste Oil Green Dhania Leaves /Coriander Leaves(optional) - Chopped Haldi Powder - a pinch or two. Preparation: In frying pan – Heat 3 table spoons of oil. Add potato slices and fry for few seconds till it softens a bit. Add onion slices to that and fry a bit. Add sliced tomatoes and green chili. Dip the bread slices in a bowl of water and take out. Crumble those slices into tiny pieces. Add those slices to the frying pan. Add a pinch of salt & sugar for taste and haldi powder for color. Stir for a minute. Cover it for 2 minutes. Garnish it with chopped green dhania leaves. Now it’s ready to serve. Note: If you want you can even add few ground nuts and peas while stirring.

While planning for a birthday party, birthday cakes are the foremost thing to be listed. Many such recipes are available online or in recipe books. But here is a cake recipe which I make very often and is a result of bit experimentation but tastes really good. Still I couldn’t name the cake. If you have any suggestions please mention. Birthday recipe : 2-3 cups flour 3-4 tsp baking powder 1 tbs vanilla essence 1 cup butter ½ cup sugar 3-4 eggs ½ cup milk Batter all the ingredients very well. It’s very important to batter well. I usually do it with my hand mixer, you can use blender. Take a baking pan (which shape you would like the cake to be) and distribute some butter evenly thoroughly or you can use a greased baking pan. Then pour the batter in that container and put that in the oven for 30 minutes at 190 deg centigrade. Do not open the oven in the first 15 minutes. The cake is ready to serve and eat. You can do some icing on the cake by mixing ...

Here are some teens birthday gift ideas, gifts for teens birthday, teens birthday gifts and birthday gift ideas . Generally teens are very selective about their gifts especially when it’s theirbirthday. They have their specific choices and those can change veryoften, which makes buying things ahead of time a big confusing. Butthere are very few gifts that are sure to make them happy. Agift basket full of chocolates and candies are usually liked by all the teens especially in case of girls. Skateboards and electric poweredscooters are one of the favorite items for teenage boys. A gift cardfollowed by some birthday ecards , birthday cards , birthday greetings card and happy birthday greeting can be another cool gift for teens. A gift card can help them to shop at the store according to his or her choice. Somebirthday gifts for teen girls who like to do some make-ups can be givenmake-up boxes, jewelry box, a dress from her favorite store. Teenageguys usually enjoy gifts like spor...

Birthdays are the most precious moment in one’s life. Birthday milestones like 1st birthday, 13th birthday, La Quinceanera, 16th birthday , 25th birthday , 50th birthday , 75th birthday holds a special feeling in one’s life and birthday cards with heartfelt birthday wishes are like a cherry over cake. I remember my 25th Birthday, Silver Birthday, Twentififth Birthday Celebration, or Birthday At 25 . It was filled with so much fun and surprises. The night before my 25th birthday, I had a tiff with my brother about a very small thing. I felt very low and thought nobody remembers my birthday, otherwise there would have been the party discussion and not the tiff. In the morning as I woke up I found my room decked up with birthday balloons , teddies, birthday cards, new curtains and flowers. I was so surprised to see those. As I came out of my room, I found the gang of my friends standing with lots of gifts and started singing birthday songs . I looked at my mom; she was ready with a cak...

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Show your gratitude on Happy Thanksgiving Day with beautiful Thanksgiving Ecards, Thanksgiving E Cards, Thanksgiving Cards, Free Thanksgiving E-Cards, Thanksgiving Wishes Ecards, and Happy Thanksgiving E Cards. Happy Thanksgiving Day 2008 or Happy Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November in United States (US). Celebrate Happy Thanksgiving Day 2008, with hanksgiving Ecards, Thanksgiving E Cards, Thanksgiving Cards, Free Thanksgiving E-Cards, Thanksgiving Wishes Ecards, and Happy Thanksgiving E Cards. The following sites offers absolutely Free Thanksgiving E-Cards, Thanksgiving Ecards, Thanksgiving E Cards, Thanksgiving Cards, Thanksgiving Wishes Ecards, and Happy Thanksgiving E Cards http://www.thanksgiving-ecards.com/ http://www.thanksgiving-cards.net/ http://www.101thanksgiving.com/ http://www.thanksgivingfood.net/ Here is a great photo story about " Who I Am Makes A Difference " that you guys might enjoy!

Wish Happy Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving Day 2008 with Thanksgiving Inspirational Quotes, Thanksgiving Day Inspirational Quote, Thanksgiving Quotes, Thanksgiving Day Inspirational Quotes, Thanksgiving Day Quotes, Thanksgiving 2008 Inspirational Quotes, Thanksgiving Day 2008 Quotes. Izaak Walton God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart. H. Norman Pell I praise God because he not only guides my directions but overrules my mistakes. Ammon S. Kauffman A spirit of ingratitude is he first step towards apostasy. Robert Herrick Lord, 'tis Thy plenty-dropping hand That soils my land, And giv'st me for my bushel sowne Twice ten for one. All this, and better, Thou dost send Me, to this end, That I should render, for my part, A thankful heart G. K. Chesterton You say grace before meals. All right… But I say grace before theconcert and the opera, and grace before the play and pantomime, andgrace before I open a book, and grace before sketching, paintin...

Here are some Thanksgiving poems, Thanksgiving quotations, Thanksgiving thoughts, Thanksgiving sayings, Thanksgiving prayers to wish happy Thanksgiving, on Thanksgiving day, Thanksgiving 2008. Send Thanksgiving ecards to show your gratitude to all your loved ones who have helped you in one way or the other. O n Thanksgiving day or Thanksgiving 2008, Thanksgiving poems, Thanksgiving quotations, Thanksgiving thoughts, Thanksgiving sayings, Thanksgiving prayers written on Thanksgiving ecards and Thanksgiving cards are the best way to wish happy Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. ~E.P. Powell So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, To praise the Lord with feast and song In thankfulness of heart. ~Arthur Guiterman, The First Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow....

Thanksgiving Day 2008 is on 27 November 2008. The best way to wish Happy Thanksgiving is through Thanksgiving Cards, Thanksgiving E Cards, Free Thanksgiving Ecards, Thanksgiving Greetings. This is the day to show your gratitude to those who have somehow helped you in your life. Pick up any Thanksgiving Ecards from online Thanksgiving Cards sites that have free Thanksgiving E Cards for everyone and send warm wishes with Thanksgiving Cards, Thanksgiving E Cards, Free Thanksgiving Ecards, Thanksgiving Greetings to your friends and family who have helped you in some way or the other.

‘Love’ ‘My Love’ were my words, When I knew you were mine, No days passed when your name I didn’t love like an old wine, Days passed by, months crawled by, I waited for you, Remembered your smile, cherished your style, Loved you more as I grew. Your days to return came closer by; Smile on my face broadened a slight, Began to count days and every second, Began to wait to hear you again. Pals blamed me for loving you beyond the edge, They told you are a liar, 'n won't come back again, My heart didn’t believe this even for a while, That day arrived, when you came to me again, I blushed and smiled after so long days, Wanted to hear you say me 'Love you Darling' You said me, three words, 'Forget Me Forever', That broke my heart into tiny pieces of tears, You told me you are in love with some other, You broke my heart but I kept quite, I was still in love; but I lost my trust forever On all from that night. Still I wish, you grow up...

Tips - Solution To Few Problems (These are absolutely my own experimented tips - for nothing specific) After a stress full day, take a warm water bath. Add 10-12 drops of lemon juice to the last bucket of water and then bath with that. I bet you will feel absolutely relaxed and will be ready again to start up with freshness. To relax yourself after a tiring day - have a cup of warm Green Tea. This will help you rejuvenate. Soak your feet in warm water and dilute some amount of kitchen salt in that to relax your feet. To smoothen your lips - rub an apricot scrubber generously on your lips to get that smooth lustrous red lips. While cooking, if the food gets slightly burnt, you get a smell. If the food tastes right but smell is there, then you can go for this. Boil water in a container and then place the container containing that food over it (be careful that it doesn't drop in). Wait for 4-5 mins and the magic happens. That burnt smell goes away instantly. If you are scared of dream...

Pefect Career - As Per Astrology Star Sign Best Qualities Perfect Job Aries Strong willed and driven by money. Finance and politics. Taurus Good with money, works on projects until the end. Finance and architecture. Gemini Natural communicator and highly proactive. Secretarial and sales. Cancer Motivated, creative, and a good listener. Counseling and catering. Leo Natural born leader and charismatic. Public relations and medicine. Virgo Detailed orientated with strong visual flair. Editing and fashion. Libra Organized, in control and fair-minded. Administration and human resources. Scorpio The ultimate executive, power hungry. Diplomacy and government. Sagittarius An ideals person, patient and persuasive. Advertising and teaching. Capricorn Business acumen, strong investigative skills. Engineering and research. Aquarius Determined, perceptive and clever. Science and technology. Pisces People person, and excellent sympathizer. Cabin crew and charity.