Jokes, New Year Fun, New Year Jokes, New Year Pranks, New Year Funny Jokes, Happy New Year Pranks
Want to share some New Year Jokes? Here are some Jokes, New Year Fun, New Year Jokes, New Year Pranks, New Year Funny Jokes, Happy New Year Pranks, which you can share with your friends and family and celebrate this New Year 2009 funnily and happily. Wish you a very Happy New Year 2009!! A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking". The man says, " I am in the process of quitting". Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one? I've quit buying. There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is t